Heh! After the first bubble I was all "maybe Alston's from the other 6/7th of the world that doesn't have Halloween the way we do here in 1/7th of the world, but that's not how it's done..." then I see that wheelchair kid's got my back. Creative and hilarious use of the obligatory pumpkin!
Also, in defense of the gift scorn, you can do a LOT with a pumpkin. Even if most jack-o-lanterns are made from carving pumpkins, that looks small enough to be a sugar pumpkin, and those you can turn into pumpkin pie, pumpkin soup, pumpkin bread, pumpkin cake... hell you can do that with carving pumpkins as well with a bit of extra prep. That wheelchair bound kid is just being difficult! ;p
Alston123 does - Elements and Himitsu Kessha WHOOO!